<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142</id><updated>2012-02-15T22:40:19.387-08:00</updated><category term='education'/><category term='pride'/><category term='obnoxious brats'/><category term='Chloe wants to be able to afford a Wii'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='raccoons'/><category term='library fees'/><category term='tweenagers'/><category term='kittenwar'/><category term='art'/><category term='Ripley'/><category term='kittens'/><category term='shigoto'/><category term='cute'/><category term='population control'/><category term='genetic shortcomings'/><category term='Busy'/><category term='summer break'/><category term='mama'/><category term='cop-out posts'/><category term='computer'/><category term='sleepyface'/><category term='adorable'/><category term='Borderlands'/><category term='beauty'/><category term='academic progress'/><category term='shoddy coding'/><category term='deja vu'/><category term='fatties'/><category term='comments'/><category term='csi'/><category term='Sympathy for Mr Vengeance'/><category term='sweet as pie'/><category term='gremlins'/><category term='jerry falwell'/><category term='Sphynx cats'/><category term='religious wrong'/><category term='Bookstores'/><category term='skirmish'/><category term='meltdown'/><category term='wasabi'/><category term='college'/><category term='abandoned sites'/><category term='Bioshock'/><category term='hate'/><category term='cats'/><category term='school'/><category term='fundamentalists'/><category term='employment'/><category term='formulaic crap'/><category term='final exam'/><category term='rain'/><category term='Korean cinema'/><category term='job search'/><category term='makeup'/><category term='to be full of ones self'/><category term='fugly animals'/><category term='Japan'/><category term='space station'/><category term='cessation'/><category term='c.s.i.'/><category term='community college'/><category term='coffee'/><category term='finals'/><category term='contraception'/><category term='consumer whores'/><category term='natsuyasumi'/><category term='financial woes'/><title type='text'>Scorchcake</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-4359959278406382185</id><published>2008-06-12T00:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-12T03:46:51.272-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Art, like memory, presents itself without regard to chronology.</title><content type='html'>Well, I uploaded a lot of new art to the gallery, both new and old. I was, however, careless with my batching and mucked up the order. I am too tired to fix it right now, so... yeah. There are some images from 2002 right next to ones from 2008 and some new photos ended up at the bottom of the page, somehow preceding older entries...&lt;br /&gt;Deal with it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-4359959278406382185?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4359959278406382185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=4359959278406382185&amp;isPopup=true' title='46 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4359959278406382185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4359959278406382185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2008/06/art-like-memory-presents-itself-without.html' title='Art, like memory, presents itself without regard to chronology.'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>46</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-1542277872079507254</id><published>2008-03-12T23:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T23:43:19.768-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skirmish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kittens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kittenwar'/><title type='text'>Kittenwaaaarrrr!!!!</title><content type='html'>Holy crap, look what I got! ^_^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Kittenwar-Card-Game-Cutest-Kitten/dp/0811859851/ref=pd_sim_b_img_1/104-2223944-4523139"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/R9jMhfXiwjI/AAAAAAAAAFI/9PFQWmVTcKM/s320/51iMx1VQ%2BwL._SS400_.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177112647390380594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-1542277872079507254?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1542277872079507254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=1542277872079507254&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/1542277872079507254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/1542277872079507254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2008/03/kittenwaaaarrrr.html' title='Kittenwaaaarrrr!!!!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/R9jMhfXiwjI/AAAAAAAAAFI/9PFQWmVTcKM/s72-c/51iMx1VQ%2BwL._SS400_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2904337342522288236</id><published>2008-01-27T22:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-27T23:12:04.912-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cop-out posts'/><title type='text'>Filling in the blanks.</title><content type='html'>I wish the rain would stop! Not that I don't appreciate foggy, drizzly weather, but I really am quite tired of commuting through the daily downpours. There's just something discouraging about knowing that you &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;are&lt;/span&gt; going to be soaking wet by nine in the morning, and no amount of umbrella coverage is going to prevent your inevitable inevitable moistness.&lt;br /&gt;This is the semester I graduate, so don't expect me to be overly verbose until about April.&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, here is a very blurry photo of the new house (we actually moved in three months ago, I just didn't care to mention it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/R51-75wYgvI/AAAAAAAAAEw/S9ffSwUIWgM/s1600-h/dcp_1287.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 291px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/R51-75wYgvI/AAAAAAAAAEw/S9ffSwUIWgM/s320/dcp_1287.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160420315617592050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2904337342522288236?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2904337342522288236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2904337342522288236&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2904337342522288236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2904337342522288236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2008/01/filling-in-blanks.html' title='Filling in the blanks.'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/R51-75wYgvI/AAAAAAAAAEw/S9ffSwUIWgM/s72-c/dcp_1287.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2903619597340422070</id><published>2007-11-27T22:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-04-13T18:08:32.807-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bioshock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Busy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><title type='text'>Osashiburi desu ne?</title><content type='html'>Wow, I really thought I had made a few posts during the semester, but I guess I really have completely ignored this thing since school started, haven't I?&lt;br /&gt;I can't really offer a sincere apology for this, since I think academic preoccupation is a pretty valid reason for blog-blackout. Also, I did end up getting  new job with the school, I am officially a library technician, although my job description this semester would more accurately by expressed as assistant researcher. I have been working, on behalf of the CCSF Rosenberg Library Archives, out of the Oakland Museum for the semester, doing everything from basic biographical research to crawling in and out of museum artifacts (pictures later). So, yeah, my job rocks. But, my point is that I guess I've been swamped.&lt;br /&gt;There's two and a half weeks left in the semester, and I must admit that my brain seems to be checking out, prematurely. Must correct that, as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;I have to finish writing a paper... I have some photos to upload, though, but I'll do that later.&lt;br /&gt;Oh, yes, and Bioshock is the best game ever made. In case you were unsure.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2903619597340422070?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2903619597340422070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2903619597340422070&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2903619597340422070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2903619597340422070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/11/osashiburi-desu-nee.html' title='Osashiburi desu ne?'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3855724998026137963</id><published>2007-08-26T23:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T23:59:08.737-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='raccoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computer'/><title type='text'>Titles are for suckers!</title><content type='html'>Well, my computer died. Sorry to those of you who have left me messages over the past few weeks.&lt;br /&gt;Fools! ^_^&lt;br /&gt;It actually crapped out on me the day before the semester started, its sense of timing never failed to amaze me. It started with the motherboard, which could not be replaced due to it being basically just an abacus with some funny gadgets glommed onto it. Then, it turned out that just about every part in my fantastical magic box was obsolete. So, what started as a routine part replacement turned into a frantic overhaul, ending with all new parts, a total rebuild, and of course a reinstall of all of my software, which I have actually been to lazy to complete... It turns out that some things I really can live without, for at least another week, because goddamnit I am just not in the mood. The nice thing is that, despite having just spent half of my financial aid on this, I have actually not experienced any buyer's remorse, whatsoever. I love the thing, selecting all the stuff and putting it together was a blast (crappy customer service not withstanding... thanks for perpetuating those stereotypes, computer-store clerks... way to go... remind me to tape my tits down next time I need something without also needing to be talked to like I am a four year old... assholes). In fact, you know you are a nerd when your husband accuses you of having "practically thrown your underwear" at your new case, the first time you laid eyes on it.&lt;br /&gt;Other than technical issues, school is already kicking my ass, everyone was right, Matsumura is a difficult professor if you are not prepared to spend four extra hours a night on her class, alone. Seriously, I am taking at least three units less than I was last semester, and I am already behind on my workload, just due to her class. She makes me feel &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;retarded&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Also, I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. ::sigh::&lt;br /&gt;Oh, yes, and to whom it may concern, Oakland can burn in hell. The end.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3855724998026137963?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3855724998026137963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3855724998026137963&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3855724998026137963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3855724998026137963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/titles-are-for-suckers.html' title='Titles are for suckers!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2892376394528630512</id><published>2007-07-19T15:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-19T15:15:58.168-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='financial woes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chloe wants to be able to afford a Wii'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='job search'/><title type='text'>::sigh::</title><content type='html'>Ok,&lt;br /&gt;so my summer employment ends July 31st, and my vacation-time with my sister ends August 7th. Does anyone know of any positions opening up around that time? I really need to find something that has kind of a flexible schedule, because I will be in class from nine a.m. to 11a.m. mondays through fridays, and from nine a.m. to 2:30p.m. mondays and wednesdays.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2892376394528630512?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2892376394528630512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2892376394528630512&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2892376394528630512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2892376394528630512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/sigh.html' title='::sigh::'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-5384624625921672624</id><published>2007-07-12T00:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-12T00:55:27.495-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coffee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleepyface'/><title type='text'>Why am I up so late?!</title><content type='html'>Uploaded two new pictures to the gallery. The second image is unfinished, but I wanted to get some feedback on it, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS - If you are a representative of a large coffee corporation, please don't sue me...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-5384624625921672624?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5384624625921672624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=5384624625921672624&amp;isPopup=true' title='78 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/5384624625921672624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/5384624625921672624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/why-am-i-up-so-late.html' title='Why am I up so late?!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>78</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3634331321070205283</id><published>2007-06-26T21:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T21:50:28.133-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beauty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abandoned sites'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><title type='text'>I just can't help myself!</title><content type='html'>Ok, that was unfair, I am sure after seeing that last photo at least some of you are mildly curious. So, here is a link to the beginning of the photo archive, which chronicles abandoned sites in Japan, of which there are many:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/research.html"&gt;Spiral&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check these out, for instance. If you're a Ghibli fan, you've seen these images before!&lt;br /&gt;(Whisper of the Heart, ne?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/g_oukoku/g_oukoku01.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 169px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/RoHrTMJOokI/AAAAAAAAAEI/Bard1XTLaGw/s320/g_oukoku03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080600569560605250" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/g_oukoku/g_oukoku01.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 170px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/RoHrY8JOolI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/fmZ0KiT4JXY/s320/g_oukoku06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080600668344853074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Makes me wonder what the squatting laws are like in Japan.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3634331321070205283?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3634331321070205283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3634331321070205283&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3634331321070205283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3634331321070205283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-just-cant-help-myself.html' title='I just can&apos;t help myself!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/RoHrTMJOokI/AAAAAAAAAEI/Bard1XTLaGw/s72-c/g_oukoku03.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3778844416160001885</id><published>2007-06-26T21:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T21:25:38.373-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sympathy for Mr Vengeance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deja vu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abandoned sites'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Korean cinema'/><title type='text'>Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance</title><content type='html'>So, I was looking at photos of abandoned Japanese themeparks, as I often do, when I stumbled upon this photograph:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/shimetan/shime1.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/RoHmDcJOoiI/AAAAAAAAAD4/DI7EmnQrlvU/s320/shime003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080594801419526690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't read everything on the page, and I can't find specific location information regarding where Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance was filmed. I assume Korea, of course... but damned if this building doesn't give me spooky deja-vu from the scene where the protagonist gets his kidney stolen. The structures just look so similar, to me. If only I had a copy of the movie laying around so that I could refresh my memory...&lt;br /&gt;Any thoughts?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3778844416160001885?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3778844416160001885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3778844416160001885&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3778844416160001885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3778844416160001885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/sympathy-for-mr-vengeance.html' title='Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/RoHmDcJOoiI/AAAAAAAAAD4/DI7EmnQrlvU/s72-c/shime003.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-1902760696185008177</id><published>2007-06-26T18:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T18:12:39.422-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='csi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='c.s.i.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='formulaic crap'/><title type='text'>::clears throat::</title><content type='html'>I just want to go on record:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;HATE&lt;/span&gt; CSI&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-1902760696185008177?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1902760696185008177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=1902760696185008177&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/1902760696185008177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/1902760696185008177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/clears-throat.html' title='::clears throat::'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3132589672875607096</id><published>2007-06-24T18:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-24T18:15:28.542-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bookstores'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Borderlands'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweet as pie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sphynx cats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ripley'/><title type='text'>Did someone call for a hot water bottle?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.borderlands-books.com/about_ripley.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/Rn8WFUYzJII/AAAAAAAAADY/uwU7Wlp71kg/s320/bio_ripley.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079803185325089922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Ripley, she is a local celebrity who resides at &lt;a href="http://www.borderlands-books.com/index.html"&gt;Borderlands&lt;/a&gt;, the mecca of science-fiction literature in San Francisco. The first time I met her I was squatting in one of the aisles, looking for a book on a bottom shelf. She climbed into my lap and refused to be moved, and who am I to deny petting?&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say, it was love at first sight. If you'd like to know more about Ripley, just click the picture!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3132589672875607096?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3132589672875607096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3132589672875607096&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3132589672875607096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3132589672875607096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/did-someone-call-for-hot-water-bottle.html' title='Did someone call for a hot water bottle?'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/Rn8WFUYzJII/AAAAAAAAADY/uwU7Wlp71kg/s72-c/bio_ripley.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3820295802281683300</id><published>2007-06-23T13:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-24T18:06:21.162-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fugly animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gremlins'/><title type='text'>Don't feed him after midnight!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dogexplorer.com/dog_picture/displayimage.php?album=2&amp;pos=4"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 99px; height: 139px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/Rn31LkYzJHI/AAAAAAAAADQ/zWHF5crxF4Y/s200/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079485533838845042" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, I need a chinese crested. Who will buy me one?&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to a new mini-series of posts, entitled : "How can something so adorable be so ugly?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3820295802281683300?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3820295802281683300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3820295802281683300&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3820295802281683300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3820295802281683300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/dont-feed-him-after-midnight.html' title='Don&apos;t feed him after midnight!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JuriLapxKA4/Rn31LkYzJHI/AAAAAAAAADQ/zWHF5crxF4Y/s72-c/images.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-9210435266563522438</id><published>2007-06-19T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-19T10:57:25.841-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='contraception'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genetic shortcomings'/><title type='text'>Side note</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I'm sure I am the last person to have read this, but apparently &lt;a href="http://www.skyaid.org/Skyaid%20Org/Medical/scent_of_a_man.htm"&gt;taking the pill may damage your ability to not have water-head babies.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-9210435266563522438?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/9210435266563522438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=9210435266563522438&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/9210435266563522438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/9210435266563522438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/side-note.html' title='Side note'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2839220630231354097</id><published>2007-06-15T10:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-15T10:08:30.327-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='academic progress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='to be full of ones self'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pride'/><title type='text'>"I'd like to thank..."</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;"  &gt;I made the Dean's List!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2839220630231354097?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2839220630231354097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2839220630231354097&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2839220630231354097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2839220630231354097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/id-like-to-thank.html' title='&quot;I&apos;d like to thank...&quot;'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-4255206748633344782</id><published>2007-06-13T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T15:17:58.248-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='summer break'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shigoto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='employment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='library fees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='natsuyasumi'/><title type='text'>Haha!</title><content type='html'>Just when you thought I could be counted on, I got a job!&lt;br /&gt;Prepare to wallow in not-posting-with-any-sense-of-regularity-land!&lt;br /&gt;But, I digress...&lt;br /&gt;Work is incredibly busy, my biggest-headed friend, &lt;a href="http://unethicalproductions.com/"&gt;Brad&lt;/a&gt; got me a job at a design firm. Whoohoo. Now, I am sure you are thinking this means that someone was blind enough to give me a design job, and I would like to be able to say yes, but actually I am a project manager. That basically means I proof-read, schedule job timelines, make design suggestions, write copy, and order people around, but in a nice way. It's quite a bit of work, but it's really fun. Yesterday, I put my library skills to use and reorganized the office library, which I thought would only take a few hours but which actually ended up taking from the wee hours of the morning until well past the five.&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I have not yet been able to see my grades for last semester. I am retarded. I, the library major, checked a book out of the library just before finals (why am I so stupid?!) and completely forgot to return it. I realized this last week, but the library was closed until the beginning of the summer semester, so I have to go down there today and return the damn thing, and pay the $20.00 I now owe, so that they will release my grades. Urgh.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, back to work, my lunch break is over.&lt;br /&gt;Happy Natsuyasumi!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-4255206748633344782?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4255206748633344782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=4255206748633344782&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4255206748633344782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4255206748633344782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/haha.html' title='Haha!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-8019556399994369407</id><published>2007-05-26T11:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-26T11:44:32.701-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><title type='text'>Blah</title><content type='html'>My first Saturday sans collegiate obligations. I am going to do absolutely nothing, all day. Thank fuck.&lt;br /&gt;Check out the gallery, I uploaded a new picture.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-8019556399994369407?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8019556399994369407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=8019556399994369407&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8019556399994369407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8019556399994369407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/blah.html' title='Blah'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2067506881098249872</id><published>2007-05-24T19:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T19:05:02.425-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cessation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='final exam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='community college'/><title type='text'>Finally</title><content type='html'>The time is now 7:04 p.m. and the semester is officially over.&lt;br /&gt;How excited am I?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Very.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, if I can just make it to my first day of work tomorrow in a punctual manner, everything will be fine.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2067506881098249872?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2067506881098249872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2067506881098249872&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2067506881098249872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2067506881098249872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/finally.html' title='Finally'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-6588352968640558791</id><published>2007-05-21T21:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-21T21:29:47.367-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Click it!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://boycott.lenzus.com/content/10270561/29746829.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://boycott.lenzus.com/content/10270561/29746829.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-6588352968640558791?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6588352968640558791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=6588352968640558791&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/6588352968640558791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/6588352968640558791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/click-it.html' title='Click it!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-9078598399751697687</id><published>2007-05-16T16:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-16T16:48:45.956-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fatties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='adorable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mama'/><title type='text'>Behold, the great black beast!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/_trash_/art/mama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 253px; height: 231px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/_trash_/art/mama.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sister, Trish sent me this hilarious picture of Mama (my cat).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-9078598399751697687?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/9078598399751697687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=9078598399751697687&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/9078598399751697687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/9078598399751697687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/behold-great-black-beast.html' title='Behold, the great black beast!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-8149008964510519602</id><published>2007-05-15T13:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-15T13:36:36.174-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fundamentalists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jerry falwell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious wrong'/><title type='text'>Ding dong...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=10188427"&gt;Jerry Falwell's dead! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would be more sensitive... but, come on, the man spread hate-values.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-8149008964510519602?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8149008964510519602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=8149008964510519602&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8149008964510519602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8149008964510519602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/ding-dong.html' title='Ding dong...'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2245919841889405865</id><published>2007-05-12T16:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T16:14:41.000-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='space station'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wasabi'/><title type='text'>Space Spice!</title><content type='html'>I just found out that they use the same type of wasabi on the space station that I use at home! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&amp;ProdID=2375"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 83px; height: 248px;" src="http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/food/wasabi/orwasabi.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Thank you Space Channel)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2245919841889405865?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2245919841889405865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2245919841889405865&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2245919841889405865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2245919841889405865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/space-spice.html' title='Space Spice!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-2982679222397475753</id><published>2007-05-11T10:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-11T10:51:39.176-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meltdown'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='finals'/><title type='text'>The time has come...</title><content type='html'>You know that point in the semester, right before finals, where your brain just sort of dribbles out the side of your ears? Well, I have officially reached that point. I will &lt;i&gt;never&lt;/i&gt; take six classes at the same time, again.&lt;br /&gt;(Ok, technically five and a work-experience internship, but you get my meaning...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HELP!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-2982679222397475753?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2982679222397475753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=2982679222397475753&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2982679222397475753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/2982679222397475753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/time-has-come.html' title='The time has come...'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-3568970173283409325</id><published>2007-05-09T10:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-09T10:57:30.133-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoddy coding'/><title type='text'>Notice</title><content type='html'>I have about a ten minute break from class, and I just stopped in to change the comments settings, so now anyone can post comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One other thing that I just noticed is that apparently, if you are viewing this blog via Internet Explorer, the right side of the outer wrapper stretches off into eternity, making the layout look like crap. I have no idea how to fix that, right now... and, frankly I don't have time.&lt;br /&gt;SO. If you are using IE to read this, STOP, and go download Firefox so it looks like I know what I am doing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-3568970173283409325?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3568970173283409325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=3568970173283409325&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3568970173283409325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/3568970173283409325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/notice.html' title='Notice'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-4940010359432520461</id><published>2007-05-03T17:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-03T17:32:37.051-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='population control'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obnoxious brats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tweenagers'/><title type='text'>When did you outgrow screaming?</title><content type='html'>So, I have a five hour break between classes on Thursdays.&lt;br /&gt;Ugh.&lt;br /&gt;I try to use the time constructively, doing homework, research, spending time in the Language Lab and the Tutoring Center, etc. But some days I just run out of things to do. I mean, seriously, five hours is a long time...&lt;b&gt;five... hours...&lt;/b&gt; Today I decided to go off campus to get some lunch and purchase some supplies for a Business Research presentation* that I have to make, tonight. Buying my supplies and eating a quick snack took all of about thirty minutes, after which I walked to the bus stop and awaited a ride back to school. And waited... And waited.... for almost a full forty-five minutes, while bus after bus passed me by, headed in the opposite direction. It was mind-numbing! Adding insult to injury was the crowd of twelve to fifteen year old girls standing next to me, screaming. I shit you not, they weren't just loud and obnoxious, they were insane. Alternately swinging each other over the edge of the platform out into traffic, chucking empty big-gulps at passing cars, and making obscene phone calls to people at the top of their lungs. Oh, and singing, they wouldn't stop singing. I thought I was going to lose my mind. I kept envisioning myself walking over while they were hanging out over the lanes of traffic, and just pushing one of them, but I thought that might just make them louder.&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, parents. COME ON. Can you not explain the difference to your children between inside voices, outside voices, and "Oh my god, I'm being raped or the house is on fire or possibly my leg has just fallen off" voices? Some of us don't want to go deaf before we're sixty!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*By "presentation" I mean I have to give a speech outlining the company history of Marvel Entertainment, Inc. And by "supplies" I mean that I had to go buy thirty Spider-man bouncy balls and mini-frisbies to hand out to the other students. Isn't college grand?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-4940010359432520461?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4940010359432520461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=4940010359432520461&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4940010359432520461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4940010359432520461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/when-did-you-outgrow-screaming.html' title='When did you outgrow screaming?'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-8837548492131148164</id><published>2007-04-30T18:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T20:05:42.172-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='consumer whores'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shopping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='makeup'/><title type='text'>Errata</title><content type='html'>When we moved, I decided to throw away all of my makeup. I don't like shopping, besides the fact that I loathe the rampant consumerism, I occasionally have bouts of social anxiety, and it's not a pleasant experience. As a result of these feelings, I had been avoiding the purchase of replacement products.&lt;br /&gt;  Well, I got a Sephora gift card for Christmas of last year, and it had been burning a hole in my wallet. So, I went out to Union Square and bought some new stuff. Just basics, mostly. Eyeliner, mascara, and a palette. Now, I don't tend to wear a lot of makeup, it takes a lot of time to put on and for day to day activities, I hardly see why one should bother. When I &lt;i&gt;do&lt;/i&gt; use it, however, I want it to look &lt;i&gt;dramatic.&lt;/i&gt; Of the few things that I love about the 70s and the 80s, the makeup was definitely one of them (the clothes, not so much... I mean, gold lamme???) The Harajuku girls have done an exemplary job of taking the style aspects of punk and goth and taking them to their (il)logical extremes, and I applaud them for it. So, I ask you, with all the new advancements in pigmentation, making bright and vibrant colors possible, why is it that earthtones are suddenly all the rage?&lt;br /&gt;  Sephora is a &lt;i&gt;big&lt;/i&gt; store, it has makeup from dozens of different brands available. It offers a dizzying array of shades to choose from, almost all of which are fucking earthtones, I discovered, today. Oh, and pink... fucking &lt;i&gt;pink&lt;/i&gt; for god's sake. Pink is for prom-night hussies, and earthtones are made to accentuate your pre-existing pigments. Spending a half hour just to make myself look more like I already do seems like a gigantic waste of time, to me. Everyone is beautiful in their own way, if you want to look natural than &lt;i&gt;be&lt;/i&gt; natural.&lt;br /&gt;I just feel that if you are going to go to all the trouble of covering your skin in powder and paint, you should end up looking like an exotic bird. I want to show off my plumage, damnit, and Sephora let me down. I suppose I was fooling myself when I thought that a corporate outlet would offer anything but a myriad of ways to look like everyone else, I just wish everyone else would stop being so fucking drab.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-8837548492131148164?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8837548492131148164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=8837548492131148164&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8837548492131148164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/8837548492131148164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/04/errata.html' title='Errata'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772426098467656142.post-4483824346281639882</id><published>2007-04-29T20:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T20:55:45.266-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Here we go!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;    I'm too tired to write a decent post. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;So, ehm... Welcome! Prepare for disappointment!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;-Chloe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772426098467656142-4483824346281639882?l=scorchcake.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4483824346281639882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4772426098467656142&amp;postID=4483824346281639882&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4483824346281639882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4772426098467656142/posts/default/4483824346281639882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scorchcake.blogspot.com/2007/04/here-we-go.html' title='Here we go!'/><author><name>Alias: Scorchcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608533013316851734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
